I'll begin reviewing the character sheets.

I want this to serve as a warning: I may sound like a snarky asshole, that's because I am a snarky asshole. Don't take my critiques personal. I try to make them, at the very least, entertaining to read. So, I'll use a lot of sarcasm and make fun of things. 

If there are issues that [i]must[/i] be addressed, I will list them at the end of the review.