[quote=@Ignacious]
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Yes, but you better not tell anyone!! 
*removes my shoes and socks and my middle and pinky toe is missing from my right foot and my left foot is missing the pinky and the toe right next to it*
It's why I never wear flip-flops or any other toe revealing wear.
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How did that happen?