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I dunno, Sauron has more in common.

-Lives at the top of a tower
-Is orange
-An ancient evil left over from a prior eon, once a lieutenant of the prince of darkness himself
-Wants to make their followers (Orcs/White men) great again at the expense of the rest of the world
-Hell bent on destroying the ivory tower (Liberal intelligentsia/Minis Tirith, a literal Ivory Tower)
-Would be upset if you dropped his jewelry in a volcano

All Gollum got going with Trump is advanced age, a tendency to make silly faces, and a penchant for calling his enemies "Nasty". 

Fun fact: I made an election thread in spam last month on the assumption he would lose and I would get to post [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vry0ijbJVE]this video[/url]. The absolute worst thing about him winning is he ruined my fucking joke. 
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I guess we'll need to see if Trump fails to be re-elected.