I'd totally throw myself into the fray, but for the sake of everyone's sanity, probably mostly my own, but also yours to quite some degree, I'll just sit here and watch the world... do its thing. Burn, cool down, flood, whatever. Do your thing, world, I am not opposed.

(Although, you could appoint me as the token comic relief character/GM. There always seems to be one of them in any series and this OOC is barely just messy enough to be a drama series)