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*The smile returns as I relax in the pilot's chair*

I didn't spend too long. I was only there for around 2.382x10^15 cycles of the radiation produced by level transition of an atom with 55 protons and an atomic mass of 133.

*There is a pause, in which I close my eyes to consider*

Wait, why am I using those units? You speak Old Basic. I stayed for about three standard days: I met some archaeologists, sampled their cuisine, and spoke with medium-level bureaucrats. They certainly know I didn't do anything against their local customs, or anything harmful. I paid and left.