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*My eyes narrow, the first slip in the mirthful countenance, irritation and offense visible for a brief moment before they fade back into the jovial smile*

That's a bridge too far, Data. Who knows what someone like you could do with that? I certainly don't. I'm afraid you'll have to just do without. I'm certainly ready to bargain, though: I want to know just who exactly you are, who built this place, and most importantly who are those two fighting outside?