"Don't be silly, miss teach, you can't [b]learn[/b] sexy! It's, like, part of your character, or whatevs. Besides, it's for a [I]totally legit[/I] figure study portrait class thingy, Dean okayed and everything, peachy keen. What are you teaching this semester? Like, I love the hair, but I know I didn't sign up for cosmetology or any of that vocational stuff,".