[quote=@Lauder]
<Snipped quote by Slime>

You totally want a Keriss dakimakura, it comes at the low price of [s]your soul[/s] 10 shillings!
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Funnily enough, it's probably easier to find a dakimakura of a muscular scaly female than it would be for an under-aged girl made from metal.