I would advise against starting it with: 

	[quote]Henry set down the baby he was gnawing upon and reached for the buffalo wing sauce. The tangy yet sweet, savory yet spicy meat parted nicely between his molars, reminding him of how his mother used to make it back home in Londinium. Ah, Mom. He missed her greatly. He knew he would; the precaution of consuming her calf, barbecue-style, was so that a piece of her would always be with him. Thusly girded, he ventured into the expanse of the Black to seek his fortune. It was an odd and lonely life, particularly considering his dietary proclivities. More than once, he had to inform a potential long-term love interest that if they freaked out every time they saw a severed foot or bowl of entrails in the fridge, the relationship would never work. Invariably, they did freak out. It ensured that Henry remained well fed.[/quote]

You know what? If you don't use that, I might later on.