"How you entertain yourself." He whistled, high and long. "This better be something. If you tell me like 'Oh, I play solitaire' then I'm going to be rather cross. You're talking this up." He laughed. "If you ask me 'do you really want to know', then you need to follow it up with something interesting!" He stood, stretching and rubbing the area where his leg met the metal of his prosthesis.

"Because I've lived for a fair few years, friend. I was at the siege of Ulrioch! I was [i]in[/i] the Webley Riots!" He sighed. "Yes, I want to know how you entertain yourself. Sorry for that...outburst."

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