Well... still a little unsure on what to say about the absurdly big, alpha female hydra:

 "The size of the creature was of epic proportions the mouths for these things looked like they could easily swallow an entire house a thick neck and armor platted scales protected them from danger." 

which now has her scales oiled with "an elixir [...] making them harder and more durable for a short time, this excited them causing both heads to howl out in a pitch so loud it shook the heavens."

Welp :-/