[quote=@Balance]
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Unless you make yourself a solution to your problems. ... No, sorry, that's a dumb straw man. But, I mean, why not?
[/quote]

Because it's super not cool to engineer something already living against its will to suit your selfish needs. It's also not cool to create something for the sole purpose of having it be your machine.

[quote=@souleaterfan320]
[@Etcetera]
Drake: You know what? You're not half bad. I can at least bare you. 

[/quote]

I'm all awesome.