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HAH

I can get in on this.

Sorry for being so slow with the IC everyone, grandma took a fracture to the spine this Christmas and has been in the hospital. She'll be fine- just set me back a bit.
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Grandma's gettin turnt up.

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■ Henry: "I've seen freaky. Freaky in the streets, freaky in the sheets - I even got rocketed up into a space station, so I expected plenty of freaky waiting for me when I got there. For some reason, I never thought to imagine that the station's equivalent to a high school P.E. teacher would be the bastard child of Godzilla and Mr. Rogers. He's alright. Just, well, a [i]freak[/i], and [i]way[/i] too eager to help me."

■ Wednesday: "Ever heard of Buridan's ass? It's the same issue with this one - confused penis."

■ Jasmine: "Oh, hello [i]chica.[/i] A'ight boys, want some man-to-man talk? First of all: athletes. Second of all: if it's just for a night, [i]go for the loud ones.[/i] Take my word on this."

■ Phoebe: "As I understand it, miss goody two-shoes here is the younger sister of--" [b]*makes absurd hand gestures around his ass*[/b] "--and this girl is--" [b]*sucks in his tummy*[/b] "... and honestly, I can't see the resemblance. Seems like a bookish bitch, but I ain't going out of my way to mess wit' her... Sammy would be sixteen years old too right about now."

■ Lynwen: "She has to be the most boring little girl I've seen ever. Is there a stick up her ass? And no jokes, either, I ain't about that jailbait life. If there's one thing I'm curious about... what would happen to all the air if she decides opening a portal outside the station is just a [i]swell[/i] idea?"

■ Elias: "Well, I've never tried giving a [i]teacher[/i] a swirly before..."

■ Archie: "Dude, this guy is fucking cool. Yeah, he can hang out with me; he's funny and his head is neat as shit to watch."

■ Gavin: "His new nickname is [i]allowance.[/i] Just kidding. I'm over that high school phase. But even being sixteen and not a total pest, you couldn't catch me dead with him. Imagine that. The pocket change I used to carry before I came here is probably more money than he has seen in his entire life."

■ Grit: "I know these types. I know these types really, [i]really[/i] well. And I'll let you in on a hint: they may be big, but they're little [i]bitches[/i]. Tear them down. More than once if you have to, then let them know you beat 'em. Remind them every time you see 'em - and they'll never think to step in your line of sight again. He'll try me. They always do. Then I'll 'explain' why I'm the king."

■ Uril: "What the fuck."
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