You realize from now on this is going to be my mental picture every time you write out his name:

[hider=Lucifer Van Bonaparte][img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/71/10/eb/7110eba46c2d6dc4562a1267f82a4dcb.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/391736737_cf17c66ad2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://cdn.lifedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/15-Napoleon-Bonaparte-Quotes-About-War-And-Soldiers-620x355.jpeg[/img][/hider]

And what do you mean joking? My character is divorced, this is clearly in relation to him. No need to make everything about Van-Suave-As-Fuck