[quote=@Efficacy]
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*beckons David through and goes in* This... is the Holy Sword. Or, at least, a very big, not-quite-working version of it.
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*Enters*

[quote=@Techspert]
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...It's a machine.
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An expensive, difficult-to-build machine at that.