Billie: that would be awesome. Get to kill someone and get candy. If that's not a win-win I don't know what is.

When I got to work this morning a customer bought me a candy bar and was like, "I saw you were upset yesterday, so I'm hoping this makes your day start off good."

It's like he's had a shift in confidence because everyone has always been confident it's just a different kind of confidence, right?

Shall listen to those soon. Phone is being a butt.