[@vancexentan] Hmm. I'd feel bad just nicking the spot from him, especially after he posted and after the computer problems have come to light, so I guess I'll just keep a sheet in reserve just in case. 

Fortunately my idea is very conductive to the role of "a native that accidentally gets caught up in this whole shebang as a substitute Master" ala Kuzuki.

Also, Happy New Year folks!