Do you happen to have the ability to search for... and I quote, "high concentrations of evil and magic?" Preferably with monsters and fighting.
-Tom- Uh, duh. You're looking at the King of the Underworld.
-Good! Then do it. And I'm not selling you my soul or anything when I'm already expending energy at you to keep you here. Enjoy the gift. It's not Christmas.
-Tom- You're weirdly persuasive.
-Of course I am! Now find the man named Blair. Or Kevin. One of the two.