[quote=@Emuxe]
<Snipped quote by Jeyma>

THE POOR THING I'LL SAVE HIM.

... Somehow. 

Wait, the door's open, I can see and RUNRUNRUNMOTHERFUCKER.
[/quote]

He'll be grateful! Either that, or he'll "consume your soul" :lol

[quote= Me failing to be funny]
He looked like a gothic clown dressed for winter. "Fear me, [b]mortals[/b]!" wasn't half so frightening anymore.

But sometimes, even that masterfully conceived disguise would not hide such a handsomely devilish frame. A few miles into the forestal territory of Wellborough, two oafish patrol guards "accidentally" bumped into him, revealing his twisted form. 

He knew exactly what to do: he threw open his cloak, spread his many arms about, and hissed "I shall consume your souls!" He put on a good old show.[/quote]