[quote=@Jeyma]
[quote=Me failing to be funny] He looked like a gothic clown dressed for winter. "Fear me, mortals!" wasn't half so frightening anymore.

But sometimes, even that masterfully conceived disguise would not hide such a handsomely devilish frame. A few miles into the forestal territory of Wellborough, two oafish patrol guards "accidentally" bumped into him, revealing his twisted form. 

He knew exactly what to do: he threw open his cloak, spread his many arms about, and hissed "I shall consume your souls!" He put on a good old show.[/quote][/quote]

It worked.


And thanks for posting before me, I had nothing else to do really lolol