[center][hr][hr][H2][sub]Warhammer 40,000[/SUB][/H2][H1][u][b]AGE OF GRIMDERP[/b][/u][/h1] [hr][hr][IMG]http://i68.tinypic.com/4vpauw.png[/IMG] [hr][hr][h3]In the Grim Darkness of the 41[sup]st[/sup] Millennium, There is only Derp. And Saucy Memes.[/h3] [hr][hr][/center] GREETINGS CITIZEN/HERETIC/XENOS/SQUIG This is Clock, your friendly neighborhood professional asian and professional part-time asshat idiot. This is an idea I got [s]while doing warp dust[/s] on a whim based on various 40k fanworks such as If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device, Burger Marines, ToyHammer, and Dawn of Hospitality. AKA: parodies of 40k that quite clearly follows canon as much as Slaanesh goes to rehab (not much for those of you who don't know). Basically, the idea would be something like this: Shit's on fire yo. Okay, its on more fire than usual for 40k but than again, this is something of an alternate universe. • [s]Failbaddon the Despoiler of Plot Lines and Maker of Memes[/s] Abbaddon the Despoiler is gearing up for another one of his jackass'd crusades (and preparing a reason as to why/how it failed and wasn't his fault). • Chaos is being Chaos and trying both tear itself apart and the rest of the galaxy with the Gods being absolute shitheads. • The Tau is trying to spread more space-weeabo-communism by chucking space popes, battlesuits mechas and communist manifestos everywhere (sometimes literally). • Dark Eldar decide that they need things to be sadistic on and raid more because its in fashion or something; apparently now humans are in vogue at the moment [s]as they always are[/s]. (look, I got nothin', okay?). • Orks are Orkin' 'n WAAGGHHH!!-in' rioght zoggin' 'ard, ya grotz. • Tyranids just keep eating shit at increasingly alarming rate and in desperate need of a plantary version of Weight Watchers. • Necrons finally had their wakeup alarms tipped off after some fucker decided to append "millions of years" instead of "hours" to the end of the alarms and clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed as a whole. • The Eldar are still there with their sexy elven waifus being all tsundere and unhelpful as fuck as per usual. • And the Imperium of Man is running around flailing as it tries to get shit sorted and keep everything okay; rumors persist that the Emperor has awoken or something stupid like that. Space Marines are still committing mass genocide against the enemies of man and being overpowered fuckers. People still don't expect the Inq- *BLAM* And then in come our characters, illogical people from literally everywhere, brought together by improbably means, not killing each other through idiotic reasons going on an immense adventure through this shit show of a galaxy that they probably don't want to go on, lead by an impossibly stupid jackass. [s]Lets see if this goes anywhere or if my interest holds long enough with this.[/s] Anyone interested?