“Kkkkkkkkkkkk…” A strange noise emanates from somewhere nearby. Felix was still numb from his operation and he felt a bit light headed. “Kkkkkkkkkkkk…” it didn’t stop and annoyed him.

[color=fff200]"Nurse! Please turn off the TV, it’s irritating!"[/color] He squeamishly yelled at an elevator, not even realizing he was on an ice cold floor. After laying there for a good few minutes, he decided to try again with a frown on his face.

[color=fff200]“Nur…”[/color] his scream got interrupted by the opening of his eyes facing the ceiling. He was not in a bed at all, nor was he in a patient room. The first thing he noticed was a static TV.

[color=fff200]“What?”[/color] one word was all that he could manage to convey while being so dumbfounded and confused. He tried to get up, nearly losing his balance and started observing his surroundings. [i]Why am I in an elevator with no buttons?[/i] he thought to himself as he swiped his hands across the closed doors. [b]‘ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE’[/b], If this was supposed to be a joke than there’d better be a damn good punch line at the end.

He figured that sitting here wasn’t gonna help him so he started yelling through the crack in the elevator door. [color=fff200]“Heeee! Is anybody there!? I’m kinda stuck in this box, and I’d like to get out!”[/color] The shouting made him dizzy for a second, he hadn’t regained his senses completely yet. No response, maybe this elevator is insulated. After some time the TV’s static turned to the sight of a black-white teddybear. It’s words and voice unsettled Felix as the bear spoke of some game and different infinites. This is definitely a joke.

“Next is Felix Garfield, who's name would have been a lot cooler if it was Yogi Berenstain. Not to be racist, but I'm really surprised the Infinite Free Runner isn't black. The irony goes a step further when a man who's name is composed of two cats enjoys playing with his two dogs.”

Felix figured that maybe a fan was behind this whole game, that also explains his knowledge of him and other infinites, but he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong. After the TV turned to static once more, Felix turned to his next idea.

Continuing with plan B, he put his fingers between the cracks of the door and pulled with the all of the might he could muster. He screamed and groaned as he tried to open the doors with his bare hands, but the elevator didn’t seem to budge. And just as he was going to surrender to it, the doors creaked and opened, and Felix went tumbling down face first on the ground.

“Wham!” The ground shook as he face planted In front of any who were already in the room and the sound he made when his lungs were being squeezed can only be described as [color=fff200]“pfluuh.” [/color]

[color=fff200]“Well, I guess there are worse ways of entering a room…”[/color]He said, wiping his clothes and putting a smile on his face. He recognized the room; the doctors showed him where he would wake up after the surgery and this place looked identical, only somehow decayed. Felix looked around a bit more before facing the presumed residents of Axis Mundi.

[color=fff200]“Why hello there! I was hoping someone could tell me why I was stuck in that elevator…”[/color] he said while throwing his arm over his shoulder and pointing behind him. [color=fff200]“And why nobody deemed it necessary to check out the shouting that came out of it?”[/color] He laughed at the second question before grinning. The smile on his face seemed sincere as if he tried to put everyone at ease.