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Poetry, poetry, poetry...

O how I dispiseth thee;
Yet subtly tempting me;
But the temptation is fleeting;
Sadly I would never be writing;
Fucking poetry;
How I dispiseth thee.

I don't really write poetry, but I do know it can be highly philosophical at times. Sadly, poetry just isn't one of my likings and so I have actually never written anything poetic in my life. Yay.
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Poetry is the devil. It a gateway to hell with the eyes of Satan staring into your soul unblinkingly.