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*Shrugs*
They make my phone and laptop.
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Well, here it is. *hands you a paper-thin, translucent orange rectangle with a typical mobile interface* It has some very nifty features--for example, you can hold it up in front of you and let go, and it'll stay in that position relative to you until you take it back.