Killing off already dead characters, nice job. (would it be rekilling them?) I like this Team Awesome a lot, interesting bunch, definitely evens the playing field. 
Notes on Captain Awesome: Best description of DNA mutating ever. 
Monkey Brain: Reminds me of Gorilla Grod (I think that's his name), I was proud of my self for remembering who Galactus was (planet eater dude?)
Sphinx: Spandex, because you can't really be a female super hero with out it.