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a family can be the spirit of thousands of aborted fetuses, a divine monster, the greatest knight nobody knows, a paladin who becomes her own shadow, a politician with a ghost army, the world's unluckiest spearman, the descendant of a child serial killer, a professor with a Mary Poppins umbrella, his psychic oriental manservant, an assassin, a shounen protagonist, a magician with the magic alphabet, a disowned hobo, and not one but [i]two[/i] normal japanese women.
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Meanwhile on the other side: A shady Irish guy, the arab murderer, a monstrous hulk, the definition of a rich boy trope in anime, a white haired girl, a trained assassin, and a sarcastic git with his samurai girlfriend.