[@AtomicNut] Oh lord, I can just picture it now.

[u][b]Adrian[/b][/u]: Mother... I'm beginning to suspect that these "perfect matches" you keep presenting to me are being brought here against their will.
[u][b]Lucrecia[/b][/u]: W-whatever would give you such a silly idea my dear son?
[u][b]Adrian[/b][/u]: Oh, I don't know. Maybe the fact that the last one kept screaming, "Please don't hurt me, I'll do anything!"