I sexually identify as a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank. Ever since I was young, I had always dreamt of pushing my MTU MB 873 Ka-501 liquid-cooled V12 twin-turbo diesel engine to the max as I drove over foreign battlefields at 72 km/h firing my 120 mm Rheinmetall L55 smoothbore gun at disgusting foreigners. You guys can insult me all you want, but it isn’t getting past my 3rd generation composite armour; including high-hardness steel, tungsten and plastic filler with ceramic component. Just let it be known that my torsion bar suspension will keep me steady, and my 550 km operational range will keep me on the lookout for offenders. 

Thank you for being so understanding