Jailed firstly for this 
[quote]You see, I'm actually a Soviet researcher in 1963, testing an experimental time-transversing computer. I SHOULD be using it to look up information about the enemies of Communism, but that jackass Khrushchev defunded my department last year, so now I'm having a bit of fun.[/quote]

and secondly because if you were doing your job and reported back better, you wouldn't have been defunded in the first place.