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Okay...
*Timidly opens the door*
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*when you enter, the earth becomes soft and slightly compressible under your feet; a small building painted with colourful patterns and accented with fanciful, Escher-esque protrusions is on either side of you, and along the road before you are progressively larger and more fantastic buildings*