[quote=@Techspert] If you are not funny, what are you? [/quote] Whatever the opposite is. [quote=@Disdain] By holding conversations with me, of course! The only difference between the way I talk and the way others talk is that I am tinged--or, perhaps, splattered--with eccentricity and sass. [/quote] There's so much of the former that I didn't notice the latter.