[quote=@souleaterfan320]
<Snipped quote by Disdain>

Mierno: that hardly seems fair. How about this, first person to touch the floor three times after we start loses. There are sensors in the floor that can track heat, pressure, and otherwise. Does that work for you? 
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It does not, which is why it's amusing and why we won't do it. But that works just fine, if you like fairness.