[@BrokenPromise] If she requests that I make him younger I'm gonna post an eight year old kid in knee-shorts and a hip-length jacket, courtesy of late Victorian photographs.

"A little older," you say? All right then, an incontinent old geezer it is.

Flip and flop until she finally concedes aloud that he has to be a hot twenty-something just so she can fantasize about boning a bad [i]Sherlock[/i]-and/or-[i]Dr. Who[/i] wannabe-character. Or ragequits. Whatever comes first.