Because Toast is too lazy to write and format an aesthetically-pleasing interest check, have at this boring thing here. I've always preferred 1x1s to group roleplays due to less pressure related to posting regularity and consistency (see note about my awful, irregular schedule below). If you're wondering about my roleplaying experience, I had an account here pre-guildfall and now I'm back.

~ I write male and female, and all "pairings", so to speak (m/f, m/m, f/f)
~ I like adult themes (such as gory deaths - not necessarily naughty stuff; if you're here for a super smexy smut party please look elsewhere)
~ Non-romance or romance, I'll do either; just because it has no [i]amour[/i] in it doesn't mean it can't be interesting and engaging
~ I prefer to have one main character and sides or NPCs, but I will write multiple main characters if that's how you roll
~ I have a weird, irregular schedule most days so patience please
~ I will roleplay through PMs or threads (the former is preferred due to potential content)

Toast is looking for...

~ 2-5 paragraphs per post; feel free to write more, but that's where I'll generally stay unless particularly inspired
~ someone with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation (dont typ lyk dis n were gud ok)
~ someone kind and polite with good manners who won't go The Hulk on me if I happen to not reply/be busy for a day or five (a good sense of humor is an RP friend bonus)
~ (hopefully) someone to thrill, challenge, and intimidate me with their writing; I get bored fairly easily, unfortunately
~ someone who won't vanish without letting me know - I'm super duper understanding so no worries

My interests!

~ modern/slice-of-life
~ medieval fantasy
~ urban fantasy/supernatural
~ science fiction/space fantasy
~ apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic
~ dystopian
~ horror
~ cyberpunk
~ crime

And now, to the pairs and ideas and things!

~ supernatural things
~ zombies 
~ space horror
~ sad strangers on a road trip
~ old friends reunited, gritty life drama ensues
~ college complications
~ assassin-spies working for an independent international agency
~ modern or sci-fi black ops
~ insane asylum in the mountains with massive creep factor

I'll add more once the beer wears off.

Anyhow, hit me up if you're interested or if you have any suggestions or ideas of your own to pitch. Also, when you message me, please have some idea of what you want (pairing, plot idea, character you want to play etc.) I will effectively disregard messages with content such as "hi do u wanna rp".