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I haven't spoken to him in forever.
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Oh, no matter. I can provide you with a device by which you can call me. Better yet, keep that Retherpad I gave you and place it near an outlet. It'll convert excess unused electrical energy for itself. I'll add an app that you can call me with. It'll be very fancy and obvious; I assure you.