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[hr][center][color=silver]𝕊𝕖𝕡𝕥. 𝟟, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘   / /   𝕌𝕊𝔸ℝ𝕀𝕃ℕ 𝔼𝕒𝕤𝕥   / /   𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕆𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 ℝ𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝟙   / /  𝟙𝟞𝟜𝟟[/color][/center][hr]

Rosa had busied herself with her own assortment of snacks while the off-duty teams talked amongst themselves. Skittles, popcorn, pistachios, soda. All of them absolute essentials for this gut-busting fight-to-be. The guards had declined her offer of viewing snacks earlier in their usual brusque tones. Operating procedure kept them from accepting the array of sweets and snacks. She knew that but, come on, did they really think that Rosa Schur was a snitch? Grumpy wouldn't mind her guards getting some sustenance for optimal job performance, right? Ah well, more for her then.

[color=f7976a]"Freddy..."[/color] she whinged into the handset by her mousepad, [color=f7976a]"How much longer?"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Yeah, yeah, 'patience is a virtue'. Bleh."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Yes, I am keeping the popcorn [i]far[/i] from the keyboard this time. And the soda."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oh gosh, he's actually going dragon again. You did tell him he could stay human right? Ah well, offensive power is a good enough trade for utility and defense. Probably."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"I knew we should've gotten him a pair of those Hulk pants! It'd only take Hephy, like, two seconds to make! Do you really expect me to believe that a guy like him doesn't keep a roll of stretchy purple spandex in his workshop?"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Urgh, fine."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Sander versus Callan? Oh man, this is gonna be epic!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oh, they're taking this pretty seriously. Look at all of them in their starting positions, how nice! I hope it's not too serious, though. It'd be bad if one of them got really hurt."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Pffft! Vamp Boy could have a football career if those canisters were oval-shaped. Why isn't that a thing, by the way? A Magical Football League? I bet Kleinfelder would fund the cr-- Holy damn, Chris is really going for it! Breaking opponents' formations by provoking them outright. An unusual but effective tactic, just look at that dragon go!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Screw football! This kid could be a rodeo champion! Look at him-- Oh. Oh, that looks kinda-- Right. Chris'll be fine. Okie dokes. Under the right conditions, Sander certainly outclasses most of his peers in maneuverability and strength. Let's see how he fares against Supergirl."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Whew, Cal's really getting into it, huh? I didn't think she'd be the 'down and dirty' type. Yes, I was talking about combat. C'mon Freddy, what the hell!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Ooh, Angel enters the fray! Her leadership prowess was certainly tested in the first battle but it looks like she'll be trying to redeem herself in this matchup!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Drago lunging through the fire and flames! What a badass move! Oh. Oh dear. Well, she's definitely a screamer, huh."[/color]
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[u][b]Sander and Grant vs. Callan[/b][/u]

[color=f7976a]"A two-on-one, huh? Callan showed some real tenacity in the first day battle but she might have met her match here. Sander's gonna be a tricky opponent with his equal, if not more potent, capabilities. She'll have to watch out for Grant and his classic on-the-spot thinking too! What exciting stuff!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"D-do you think they know how it looks from an outside perspective? I know Sander's self-control is sketchy in combat but... Yeah, maybe it's best not to tell them. Remind me to get some martial arts instructors for those two."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oooh, better watch out for 2 Chainz there! Two flags, snatched right under her nose. Wait, what'll we call him if he gets a third chain? Jerry, could you look up some chain related rapper names for me? No? First the snacks, now this. Y'know, I'd expect this sort of behaviour from your cousin Erwin, but not you. I'm VERY disappointed right now."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oh, so NOW you take the popcorn, huh? I've had it up to here with you, Jerry."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Ooooh, Grant better-- OHHH, LOOK AT THAT INTERCEPTION! DID YOU SEE THAT? MAGIC FOOTBALL, I'M PATENTING THAT AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE. JERRY, SWEEP UP THAT POPCORN."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"They're really going at each other, oh dear. Cal looks like she's gonna-- SANDER, NO! OH MY GOD, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? Yes, I know why, Fred, I meant-- Ahem. Well, that was a fascinating distraction. A rather unusual method of throwing your opponent off while also obtaining some energy for the long haul. Freddy, keep your hand on that button."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"No. No freaking way. No-- NOOOOO WAYYYYY. SHE DID THAT. SHE DID THAT! That's the most goddamn majestic hammer throw I've ever seen. I-- Yes, Freddy, I did watch the 2016 Olympics. This beats even that."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"AND GRANT BLOCKED IT! Ooh, that looked like a heavy hit. And it looks like... A-are those his pants?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"HAHAHAHAHAHA-- HA. HAHA-- Woah! Ow! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pick me back up, Jerry, I can't... I can't breathe! HAHAHAHAHAHA, ow..."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"DID YOU SEE THAT, FREDDY? What a resourceful guy. Cal is completely blinded! She takes a tactical retreat and... Ooh! They're not letting her go that easily! Sisterhood or no, those pants certainly ain't travelling anywhere!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Looks like it's the end for Cal! Sander and Grant have got her completely pinned in this tag teamup! Sander's making the most of Grant's pin but Cal's still looking rather feisty aaand-- Fred. You better have that button ready. Fred, it-- Oh, he did it. He stopped himself! I didn't think..."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"... And that's it for Supergirl! An impressive effort but with two formidable opponents working in tandem against her, it was a quick and dirty fight. Grant, once again displaying his prowess for back line support, while Sander..."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"You know what, Freddy? I think I'm more optimistic about Vamp Boy now. He'll find his way, I just know it."[/color]
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[u][b]Marcus vs. Kusari[/b][/u]

[color=f7976a]"Mobility versus durability, what a matchup! Kusari's abilities offer an crazy amount of versatility but will that be enough to take down our resident Jumpman, Marcus?"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Whoa, Kusari there, making the most of that raptor leg and going straight on the offensive! She launches into a Bruce Lee-style flying kick and..."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Eughh... Oh yeah, that's definitely broken, oh god. Mngh. Jerry, bring me a bucket. Just in case."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Marcus recovers slightly with a rewind! That arm still looks limper than your grandma's breadsticks but it seems that he's not going down without a fight! Only one flag down from Marcus. Let's see if he can keep the rest of them."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oooh, going right in for a knee strike. Looks absolutely brutal, Freddy. Kusari's pulling no punches today! Or knees, for that matter. Marky McFly is pretty beat now, down two flags! If he's trying to look like a half-chewed deer in the headlights, it's definitely working! Looks like this matchup will be ending quite soon."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Kusari seems to be... negotiating surrender? Hesitation in a battlefield is never a good plan, kid. Bad plan, bad plan! Just look at that cocksure smile and... Marcus strikes back! In one swell foop, two flags and a sucker punch to the schnozz! Kusari's not looking too happy and... What is she doing?"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oh god. Oh god. OH GOD. AAARGGH. I'm not... I'm not watching this. Eurghh, I know you're nigh-immortal but... MMGH. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FREAKING LINE SOMEWHERE."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Urgh. That's it. I'm done with this. No more watching. Gonna avoid that side of the screens. Urgh, get that bucket ready, Jerry."[/color]
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[u][b]Angelique vs. Christopher[/b][/u]

[color=f7976a]"Who's your money on for this matchup, Jerry? No-- Yes, I know what your orders are. It's a figure of speech, come on!" [/color]

[color=f7976a]"A big ol' dragon's gonna be pretty hard to beat but Angel's got some guts of her own. Those screams aren't something to be underestimated, that's for sure!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Do you think we could arrange a badass angel costume for her? Like a metallic wingsuit! Oh man, that would be too cool!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Heph's got plenty of time, I'm sure!... Of course, this is important!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oooh, Angel absolutely nailing Chris with that super screech! Chris giving her a good thwack in return! Argh, both of them keep taking hits like a champ!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Oh, that body slam's gonna be brut-- AND SHE COUNTERS HIM RIGHT BACK. LOOK AT THAT VOCAL UPPERCUT. No. TAIL UPPERCUT TOO. What a beautiful somersault! How's this match gonna end? I've got no goddamn clue, Freddy!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Another body slam. No, a pin this time! Angel's really on the ropes now! But she's on her back. Chris, what are you even doing?! She's gonna-- "[/color]

[color=f7976a]"Yep, she did it. Drago totally had that coming."[/color]

[color=f7976a]"A double whammy right to the face! Chris is absolutely out! Looks like Dragonforce didn't stand a chance against the Angel of Death after all, Freddy!"[/color]

[color=f7976a]"No, I didn't google those references beforehand! Who do you think I am?"[/color]