[@Dead Cruiser]
I nominate this:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c[/youtube]

because 'If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device' is great

[@Wraithblade6][@Zelosse]

actual answer: the custodians
Meme answer: implying the Emperor needs protecting and is thus weak is heresy *Blam*