John heard a kid shout "Oh shiz" as he turned the corner. He looked down the hall to see a young guy...with no eyes it looked like. 

Probably just some makeup or a mask. Besides, John wasn't sure what he could consider "normal" anymore.

He was about to greet the kid with no eyes when a large winged creature zipped past (Which was really a fairy named Comet.)

He turned to the kid with no eyes "Hey man...do you know which way to..." He said the only location that came to mind "Denver, Colorado from here? I'm just kind of lost."