[quote=@Lauder]
[@everyone thanks to kho]

[youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_niiQfeWc[/youtube]
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That video was my favourite thing for at least a month after I found it. It's especially great if you've seen/read the series/book it's parodying.

[quote=@Kho]
Right, here is the stat file:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b7-wNsRXRE7roq2eZMGUSkGQJ9iYiYHTHgpC4TauGJw/edit?usp=sharing

I believe it is up to date as of the beginning of this turn. Each player may edit their own character's stats to reflect their present state. Demigod stats are in a separate tab (see the bottom).

I will put the above link on the first page for ease of access. Find it under question [s]28[/s] 29 of the FAQs.
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I'M CHANGING THOSE COLOURS TO BECOME READABLE. JUST YOU TRY AND STOP ME!