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Oh.

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None of your friends were actually kidnapped, believe it or. Ot. Some non-friends were, but none if your friends. They stayed willingly after they heard the explanation.
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I have two questions. The first is: why should we trust you? And the second, does that explanation happen to be "If you leave you or someone you know will die?"