[quote=Alchemistic]
It was fantastic, I love the last line. "Please. Resist if you dare." Like a medieval duke nukem line.Also .. ""No, you look like a dog got drunk and mated with one of the ugliest crabs in existence," I damn near pissed myself. Great post ^ ^ Looking forward to this one so far.
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Thank you. I tried.

*takes a bow*