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I plan to not die, so that works pretty well. How do you expect to fulfill any wish and what will you want me to make?
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The ones these products are for will be more than capsble of fulfilling them, and would consider that an underpayment. As for what I want you to create, I can show you images, if you wish. I understand that they won't make sense. The absurdity of their designs is intentional.