"[color=bc8dbf]Eeeeh~? Ser~i~ous~ly? I thought that was a JOKE. Well, alright th- OH, you're going.[/color]"

Youryou seemed to already be taking his first turn, his earlier offer apparently now invalidated. She drew her hand one at a time. 

"[color=bc8dbf]Geez, I guess you're one of THOSE types, huh mis~ter? A~ll talk? Afraid you're gonna LOSE, are ya? Well don't wor~ry, cuz you're gon~na. It's prac~tic~ally in~ev~it~a~ble, don'tcha KNOW? 'Cuz I'm NONE OTHER than~[/color]"

"...To start my turn, I'm going to activate [color=1a7b30]Card Destruction[/color]!"

"[color=bc8dbf]~Wait, what?[/color]"

The girl looked at her hand for a moment as the boy set out his field, then looked back at him, stunned. Slowly, she discarded her entire hand. Waboku. Goe Goe the Gallant Ninja.

...And three Jackpot 7's.

"[color=bc8dbf]That's, er...[/color]", she trailed off.

For a moment, there was complete awkward silence, and the participants only had cicadas and their own thoughts to accompany them. This was a quite literally unprecedented level of failure. She had, in fact, achieved the legendary Turn 0 Win, the rarest and most hollow of all victories. Such staggering incompetence was unheard of. The kid cradled her face in her hands, the mood now completely ruined.

"[color=bc8dbf]I'm just... I'm gonna go.[/color]"

One smokebomb later, the child had disappeared.


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[*] [@Lord Szall]'s character's Card Destruction discarded my character's hand
[*] This activated all three Jackpot 7's, thus banishing them via their effect
[*] Jackpot 7's effect means my character wins the duel when all 3 are banished in this manner
[*] Thus, my character wins the duel
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YURYU - LOSS - HAND 1
NONE - SET - SET - SET - NONE
NONE - NONE - SET - NONE - NONE

NONE - NONE - NONE - NONE - NONE
NONE - NONE - NONE - NONE - NONE
??? - 9500 LP - HAND 5
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