Posted!!! Hope it's okay <3

[quote=@Silver Fox]
<Snipped quote by SgtEasy>

Phalanx:[color=plum] "Approximately five seconds remaining until explosive discharge. Recommendation is to throw and duck in cover as soon as possible. Possibility of survival, 45%. Possibility of injury 90%"[/color]
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Ja'Far: *picks up Phalanx, sets her on his shoulders and runs* [color=olive][b]"WHY MUST THOU BE SO HEAVY PHALANX?!"[/b][/color]