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[h1]Paging Dr Sheep[/h1]
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[h3][color=red]Q:[/color] Who the hell are you?[/h3]
[indent][color=pink]A:[/color]Salutations, I am Dr Sheep. More specifically, I am a love doctor. My specific field is that of love between fictional characters, be they monsters, magical girls, or magical communists. Actually, that last one is likely beyond even me. but I will defer to a specialist in such cases.

But I do take my job, and your character's future, very seriously. So please open up with any problem you may have, from your 1v1 interest check, to your relationship with a character in a large group RP.[/indent]
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[h3][color=red]Q:[/color] What is a love doctor doing in spam?[/h3]
[indent][color=pink]A:[/color]I think a much better question would be why I wouldn't be in spam. I have difficulty getting people to take me seriously, so I must run my clinic out of the spam section. People are quite prejudice against us cartoon sheep.[/indent]
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[h3][color=red]Q:[/color] So what? I just tell you my problems and you give advice?[/h3]
[indent][color=pink]A:[/color]precisely. though I should warn you that my advice does not always work, or more specifically, people do not always follow it as closely as they should. However I charge nothing for my services, so you have nothing to lose from at least hearing me out. I have united many couples in the snare of love. [/indent]
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[h3][color=red]Q:[/color] Are you the only doctor here?[/h3]
[indent][color=pink]A:[/color] To my knowledge, yes. However, that doesn't mean that others won't stop by and give advice on your problems. This is the spam section after all. You may take their advice, but I strongly suggest listening to my advice before you make any sudden choices with your relationship.[/indent]
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[h3][color=red]Q:[/color]How do I know I can trust you?[/h3]
[indent][color=pink]A:[/color]Because I, myself, haven't had a single relationship work out. I have made all the mistakes, and watched people make my mistakes. Some would argue that having all of my RP characters get brokenhearted means I'm not cut out for this, but I assure you that is not the case. You need someone like me to direct your relationship.[/indent]
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[h3][color=red]Q:[/color] Sounds reasonable. are you hiring?[/h3]
[indent][color=pink]A:[/color] In the future I might. In the meantime you can wait by the door and offer advice to anyone who comes by. You also need to adapt a cartoon animal persona of some kind in order to work in this establishment. It may seem prejudice, but the humans did it to me first.[/indent]
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