[i]Oh. We are real. We are Damn Real. [/i]

[i]Who are we?[/i]

We are the American Dreams and The American Nightmare. We are the Rockafellas of Magic. The Elvis Presleys of Disappearances. The Freddy Fucking Mercury of Sorcery. Who are We again?

We are the Goddamn Illuminati. We are THE power. We are Richest mother lovin bitches with guns. We are what rappers rap about when they throw up the diamond and the pyramid. We are what causes pasty skinned tinfoil hats to shit their britches. We are to secret societies what Bruce Lee is too kung fu movies.

Only we do our own stunts. Jackie Chan style.

[b]-Illuminati Orientation Briefing. 
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This RP will attempt to be somewhat tongue in cheek as a fair warning. You, the players will be playing as Illuminati Assets. Since the illumanity are run as a supersecret, super company more then a musty old collective of occult intellectuals. They are in their own terms "The magic of money" and have existed for as long as America, and then some. They help safe guard the world from mysterious threats and occult madmen. While also turning a tidy profit and striving for world dominance in the shadows.

As an asset, you are not quite important enough to be called a agent. Instead you are person of importance to the organization, in the know and on their payroll. But you are infinetly more expendable then an actual agent. And the only way up to job security in a world of vampires, mad scientists and human eating cultists, is to fight, stab, deal, steal and cheat. 

[i]Trust Nobody[/i]