[@TheWindel]
Sliske:  *Walks up to the throne, and stops abruptly when it isn't Rufus sitting on it*  [color=purple]"You're saying I missed a golden opportunity to walk in here unopposed with my army and take over?  FUCK YOU!  FUCK THIS!  FUCK.  EVERYONE!  I'M LAYING SIEGE TO HYPERION!"[/color]

Wait can I have him do something extremely, and I mean EXTREMELY, stupid?