My friend would look so much better in his cosplay if he shaved more, used makeup, and wore slimmer outfits.  But noooo, it's 2017 and he still can't face the fact that guys using makeup for cosplay is more common now, and that wearing size-fitting clothes, I dunno...MAKE YOU LOOK FUCKING THINNER?  And this guy has the fucking nerve to say "Man, I wish I could look as good."