[@Kho]'s latest post in a sentence:

"On his head, there was a hat. On her head, there was a hat. On his head, there was a hat. Oh his head, there was a large hat. Oh her head, there was a small hat. On his head, there was a furry hat. On her head..."

Legend says that all of Eskandar's descendants were born with hats on their heads and woe to those that peer into the abyss that exists under the Eskandarian hats.