>They call me... ehh. Something with a C. *Hic* Jus' call me Father C
>I'm more man than you can handle.
>I look like ah had my face kicked in when I wus lil'. I've got dull blue eyes, long blonde hair and 'ah usually wear a face of udder dumbfou- *hic* -ndness. I normally wear mah old cassock which's pretty dirty now wis' a lotta holes in it ans' ripped from the knees down, showin off my beautiful shins. 
>I am a drunk but I used ta' be a Priest.